Photoshopped M.U.S.C.L.E.s Page VIII

Sumo Pen was rejected from auditions for the role of the pen for Picture Pages since he is too fat. He has since turned evil and vows vengance on Mortimer Ichabod Marker.

Atlantis has been lost for years, but was recently resurrected. We sometimes wish that he would have stayed lost... his dead-fish smell is overpowering, especially for poor Mammy.

Look, Tortle, Jar Jar was meant to appeal to kids, and I really don't think that he's that bad. If you just relax and watch the movie without criticizing everything, maybe you'd enjoy it. And quite frankly, I think your obsession with Jar Jar is more than a little disturbing.

Teenage Radioactive Ninja Lizard is distraught because he says that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stole his idea for a show. He's vowed vengance on them, and put two batteries on his back to give him more "Turtle Power" than the Ninja Turtles.