The Fox and Tortle Show Ate My Balls!
Waitaminnit... where are we?
Tortle? TORTLE! Snap out of it, man!
|Oohh... what the?!|
Where are we?
|I'm not exactly sure...|
|Fox... look at this page! Horrible design... cliched content... stupid and unfunny jokes... we're in an ATE MY BALLS page!!!||NO! That can't be! What are we doing here?!|
|MOOWAA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!||That laugh... ArForbes? No, it's SATAN!! But I thought...|
|You thought wrong, fool! I only let you think you were in control of Hell while I meticulously devised your own personal torture! Welcome to an eternity of unoriginal content, atrocious quality control, and inexcusable grammar!||This can't be true! You wait until our webmaster hears of this...|
|HA HA HA!!! You just don't get it, do you?! Nathan is no longer here... say hello to your new webmaster!|
|Hi, guysh! I wrote that Ate My Ballsh page myshelf! It'sh sho funny, ishn't it? Hee hee hee...|
|OH NO!!! Mekaneck!!!||The dorkiest man in the universe!!!|
I have plenty of plansh for you guysh. We'll have sho much fun! In the next epishode, I'm going to do a parody of the Mahir page with you guysh in it! I kissh you! It'll be great!
No, no... a thousand times, NO! This is our fate?! An eternity of cheesy, unfunny, and stale dorkdom?!
That's right, mendicants! What do you have to say about your own Hell?
|Well, I just have to say... Wow!|
I'm impressed, Satan.
|Yeah, this is much better than your last idea of Hell for us. You've really improved! Good job!|
|Gosh, you really think so?||Yeah! You really pulled out all the stops for this one. I don't think I could have done better myself! You're one sick dude for coming up with all this!|
Really? Wow, that means alot coming from you guys! *sniff* Thanks!
|No problem, man! You deserve the praise! This is a sick, twisted Hell you designed for us!||Say, I don't mean to be ungrateful, I know you spent alot of time on this... but we don't really have to stay here with this Mekadork, do we?|
|Of course not, guys! I'm sorry if I freaked you out... I just wanted to prove that I still had it, you know?||We completely understand! See ya later, man!|
|Aw, man... I thought we would all be friendsh. We can shtill be beshtesht buddiesh, right, Shatan?|
|I'm SO going to enjoy torturing you...|
|So where are we going now, Fox?||Well Tortle, we've been to Limbo and Hell... there's only one place left...|