Fox and Tortle Show, Episode V


DESTROY! DESTROY!




Nathan’s MUSCLE Page is in shambles! And you know he's gonna blame us for this!




I wish all this never happened...




Wait... that’s it! If we can collect all seven of the Dragonballs, we can call the Eternal Dragon and wish everything back to normal!




That’s a great idea! Let’s go!




Fox and Tortle begin their search for the Dragonballs...


I found one under the couch cushions! A bunch of other worthless stuff too...




Get away from that Dragonball, you BITCH!!!




Hey, have you guys seen a Dragonball around here?
....
Is this a bad time?




SOON...


We collected all the Dragonballs! Now, Eternal Dragon, show yourself!




POOF!



WHAT IS THY BIDDING?




Whoa! Cool!




Okay, Mr. Dragon, we wish that Gaiking was Y2K compatible!




AS YOU WISH...




DESTROY! DESTROY!




PING!


Huh? What happened?




It’s a long story. Right now, we have to get Nathan’s Page back to normal!




I’d like a number 4 combo meal...




WHAT WAS THAT?




Uh, nothing Eternal Dragon! Fox, don’t piss off the Eternal Dragon! He's gonna kick our asses!




Who, me? Anyway, all we have to do is wish Nathan’s Page back! Eternal Dragon, we wish that Nathan’s MUSCLE Page was back the way it was!




AS YOU WISH...




PING!


Dag!




And I’d like fries with that...




EXCUSE ME?




Nothing, Eternal Dragon! Fox, get a grip, dude!




LOOK, DON’T GIVE ME ANY MORE CRAP, YOU LITTLE PRICKS. YOU STILL HAVE ONE WISH LEFT. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?




Gee... I don’t know! We could wish for a billion dollars! Or eternal life!




Or... we could wish for a thousand wishes!




Sweet! Okay, Eternal Dragon, we wish for...




A cashew!




YOUR FINAL WISH IS GRANTED!




PING!


Hot damn!




POOF!



Guy!!! What the hell is wrong with you?!




Hey, I’m hungry!




But if you wanted cashews, why didn’t you ask for something like a million cashews?




Don’t be stupid! There’s no way I can eat a million cashews!




There’s no way you can eat a SINGLE cashew! You’re a robot! You can’t eat anything at all!




Damn...




Oh, well... at least everything’s back to normal. And I guess it’s time to sign off! So long, gang!




The Fox and Tortle Show
Episodes 4 and 5
Written by Nathan Newell
Graphics by Nathan Newell
Starring

Fox - Himself
Tortle - Himself
Gaiking - Himself
Eternal Dragon - M.U.S.C.L.E. #177
Gaiking's Target Practice - Vegeta

and Darth Vader as Simba's Dad